duke\ nukem

1. (Duke Nukem) (761↑, 32↓)

1. Alien Ass Kicker 2. The Man Who Saves Our Chicks

Lets Rock\!

Author: Steve http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/283353

2. (Duke Nukem) (585↑, 28↓)

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

Author: Acid^Rogue http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/246620

3. (Duke Nukem) (379↑, 49↓)

Alien Asskicker FEEL THE BURN\!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

Author: Duke http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/1054119

4. (duke nukem) (293↑, 26↓)

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves

Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in\!

Author: Gumba Gumba http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/517889

5. (Duke Nukem) (226↑, 19↓)

Alien Ass kicking exterminator\!

Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"

Author: ISS http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/237058

6. (Duke Nukem) (182↑, 27↓)

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

Author: N/A http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/192703

7. (Duke Nukem) (142↑, 19↓)

The Best Alien Ass Kicker

Damn, Duke Nukem is lookin good

Author: Mike http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/143845

8. (duke nukem) (138↑, 17↓)

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride\! -duke nukem

Author: buttcheeks mcgee http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/1475948

9. (duke nukem) (105↑, 11↓)

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.

One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire" I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v

Author: Kristaa http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/904153

10. (Duke Nukem) (92↑, 29↓)

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

Author: sizzeth http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/1797508

11. (duke nukem) (75↑, 15↓)

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment\!

lets play duke nukem\!

Author: Jason from B-Tec http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/1500600

12. (Duke Nukem) (89↑, 30↓)

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice. Likes to quote [Bruce Campbell] and [Rowdy Roddy Piper]. Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill. Also see, [I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck].

1) "I'm Duke Nukem." 2) "Heh-heh-heh\! What a mess\!" 3) "Huh, the Captain's Log\!" 4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

Author: DIO-Brando http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/1782228

13. (Duke Nukem) (51↑, 10↓)

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes. Quotes: "Eat shit and die." "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck." "I'm gonna get medieval on your asses\!" "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum." "Nobody steals our chicks... and lives\!" "Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker." "See you in Hell\!" "Suck it down\!" "You're an inspiration for birth control." "Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

Guy \#1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem? Guy \#2: Who's he? Guy \#1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is\!

Author: ThatGuyOnTheInternet http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/5173448

14. (Duke Nukem) (0↑, 0↓)

1.)Another term for ''dolphin diving''. Mostly used in the Zombie section of Treyarch games. 2.) A complete badass. So full of badassery, he kicked a cyclops eye across a football field. See [dolphin dive]

1.) Dude\! I just Duke Nukem'd under the lander\! 2.) Ey\! Did you get that new Duke Nukem game? I drew on that white board for hours.

Author: G.I. Hooker http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/6130037

15. (duke nukem) (8↑, 33↓)

a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out

It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.

Author: i dont like sand http://duke-nukem.urbanup.com/5209032

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Last updated: 2012.02.29